WARNING: This blog discusses masturbation.
Entry 1: December 27, 2010
Yes, I think about things like this. :) I have a bit of an insatiable sexual appetite.
I was thinking about what I used to whack off to when I was younger. Things that were so simple back in the day, such as Sears catalog bra or swimsuit section, certain magazine ads, or even (gasp) my imagination! That got me thinking about movie/tv scenes that I used to jerk off to. Usually when I see these scenes again, I wonder how I was ever able to get off on them; I would have had to do a lot of rewinding of the old VHS tapes to see those few precious seconds over and over again. Oh what the internet age has done for masturbation! One scene that came to mind recently was not from a movie you would normally think of as masturbation material at first glance. It’s the 1982 Richard Pryor movie “The Toy”. Teresa Ganzel plays a character in the movie named Fancy Bates. She has very large tits and has a few scenes where she shows a lot of cleavage. None more so than a scene (I believe one of her first in the film) where she comes across Pryor cleaning a carpet. She is wearing an extremely low cut dress and we get a couple of pretty good angles of her cleavage. I’m happy to say, having found and downloaded this scene, that it is even better than I remembered it being. I jerked off to this scene numerous times when we had a VHS copy. I was probably 13 or 14 at the time.
Here are some other film scenes I jerked off to in the past, and whether or not they’re still up to snuff:
“Stroker Ace”
The scene with Elvira where she flirts with Jim Nabors (“I like mechanics. They know how to tinker with things for hours… make them go fast!”). – This still isn’t bad, but it’s only a very few seconds with her cleavage (and we jump back and forth between her and Jim Nabors which made everything very difficult). This movie made me stay up late at nights to jerk off to Elvira during her late night movie show. This was very difficult as we would only see her during commercial breaks!
“Police Academy”
The Beach scene with the girls dancing topless around the campfire. This one is definitely no where near as good as I remember it being. In fact, I'm sure this scene has been edited somewhere along the way. The flames of the campfire seem much higher than I remember, and seem to hide more of the nudity, and the scene cuts away a lot sooner than I recall. I had this on VHS around 1985 or 1986, and I'm sure the scene was much better on that version... or my memory is really playing tricks on me.
“Police Academy 4”
The scene where Leslie Easterbrook is teaching swimming safety and jumps into the pool for a nice braless, wet t-shirt shot. Not too bad, but again not as good as I recall. I jerked off to a VHS copy of this one quite a few times however back in the day.
“The Cannonball Run"
The scene where Adrienne Barbeau unzips her cleavage to get her driver’s licence for the female cop. Not bad still, but again these old scenes are so fast I would have been rewinding more than whacking.
The scene where Jamie Farr stops at the drive-through and talks to the busty waitress. No where near as good as I remember and I was obviously ridiculously desperate and horny to be able to get off on it. But I've always been a sucker for downblouse shots.
“Chopping Mall”
Terrible 80's movie. :) The scene where the girl tells her boyfriend to hurry back and shows him her tits. The tits aren’t as big as I remember, and again it was one of those scenes I had to rewind numerous times to watch over and over as I whacked off. Didn't stop me from jerking off to this one a few times back then.
“Pupper Master Part II”
The scene where Charlie Spradling gets out of bed topless. Jerked off to this one quite a few times over a short period, but the scene is really quick and her boobs are not as big as I remember. But it's still sexy in a short but sweet way.
“Friday the 13th part 5: A New Beginning”
Debi Sue Voorhees (what an awesome name for an actress in this movie!) has a sex scene by the water with her boyfriend. – This one still holds up as being fantastic boobs, but again is very quick.
“Dangerous Liaisons”
Another of those stranges scenes that I'm surprised I was able to get off on. Don't really like this movie but apart from the Uma Thurman nudity (which I find unsexy) there is a moment where Glenn Close and Uma Thurman are at an opera, facing each other and whispering, and we get a fairly good, slow zoom of their slightly heaving cleavage.
“Halloween” (original, not the crappy Rob Zombie garbage)
Yet another that barely shows anything, yet I remember a lengthy period where I was able to get off on this scene. PJ Soles is teasing who she thinks is her boyfriend by showing her tits. We barely see her boobs in this scene, but I found it super sexy at the time.
“Halloween 4”
Don't know if I actually ever jerked off to this scene, but I always liked it. Like most movies, the scene cuts away too quickly and too often, but we get some great cleavage and side nudity shots of Kathleen Kinmont's big boobies as she has some foreplay with her date.
“Repossessed”
Hey, another crappy movie, though it does star Linda Blair who I find extremely cute. The scene doesn't involve her however. At the beginning of the movie as we meet Leslie Neilson's (RIP) character, we have a ridiculous AIF-worthy scene where he tells a student to pull her dress down (meaning not to show as much leg as she is showing), and she promptly misundertands him and shows her boobs.
There were also numerous TV shows and music videos that I was able to whack off to. One of my earliest memories of being sexually excited (though not actually jerking off) was a scene in Dukes of Hazzard where Daisy gets a call and has to head to to help someone or something, and she turns to run back towards the house, removing her top as she does (with her back to us). That was a huge moment for me. :)
20 Minute Workout
There were other workout shows like this too, but this is the one that sticks in the memory. My favorite girl was Laurie Briscoe, but the picture below shows probably the most famous one, Bess Motta. Here are some nice youtube vids:
1 (Laurie Briscoe is at 1:05-1:10)
2
3 (Laurie Briscoe is the other girl in this one)
Sharp Dressed Man
The ZZ Top video has three hot ladies dancing and prancing around. There's one very quick shot where they just get out of the car where one has some nice nipple pokes happening. Did I seriously get off on this quick shot, rewinding over and over? Yes I did.
Papa Don’t Preach
The Madonna video really does not hold up today, but back then, I was very turned on by her cleavage in this video. There was an old (mid-80's?) performance by Diana Ross on some awards show (American Music Awards I believe, singing "Chain Reaction") that had similar dancing and cleavage that I whacked to a few times also, but I don't have any pics of that performance.
